{"id":13,"date":"2005-08-10T08:49:59","date_gmt":"2005-08-10T12:49:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stacyhorn.com\/restless2\/?p=13"},"modified":"2005-08-10T08:49:59","modified_gmt":"2005-08-10T12:49:59","slug":"old-mug-shots-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.therestlesssleep.com\/?p=13","title":{"rendered":"Old Mug Shots &#8211; Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"mugshotsmall.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.echonyc.com\/~horn\/stacy\/mugshotsmall.jpg\" width=\"312\" height=\"172\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a little slow.  I always wondered why guys in mug shots looked somewhat deformed.  &#8220;That&#8217;s because someone just beat the crap out of them,&#8221; a Cold Case Squad commander explained.  Oh.  &#8220;We don&#8217;t do that anymore,&#8221; he added.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a little slow. I always wondered why guys in mug shots looked somewhat deformed. &#8220;That&#8217;s because someone just beat the crap out of them,&#8221; a Cold Case Squad commander explained. Oh. &#8220;We don&#8217;t do that anymore,&#8221; he added.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piV6s-d","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therestlesssleep.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therestlesssleep.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therestlesssleep.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therestlesssleep.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therestlesssleep.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.therestlesssleep.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therestlesssleep.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therestlesssleep.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therestlesssleep.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}